seems that Mel Gibson has been arrested Malibu. The ultra-Catholic and hyper-conservative architect of infumable Fried The Passion also prepares another drag of Aztecs or something, has been featured also a hilarious scene of the sea, and author of some comments no waste. Gardener Follarín extends us the news:
Follarín Gardener: That Marbella Hollywood movie buff called not only infumables gives us mierdotes created by cocaine and hookers, but sometimes feeds on succulent us more information worthy of the offspring of TVE, "People." And is that all those who fall like the super famous ass Mel Gibson, we are pleased and delighted with the news that was arrested in Malibu (with pineapple) on charges of " reckless driving under the influence of alcohols l ".
News that a priori shroud us (fuck that) has become a real soap opera starring Venezuelan and Derlys Nelsons. And is that James Mee (Mee shit on the day I became a cop), the agent que detuvo al Martin Riggs de Arma Letal , fue increpado por este último con estas perlas: “ los judíos son los responsables de todas las guerras en el mundo. ¿eres judío? ” o “ soy el dueño de Malibú ”. James Mee, ante estas esputadas de Gibson y con el ano encogido por si al australiano le daba por hacer la performance de golpearse la cara al son de “ toy muy loco ” cual escena inicial de Arma Letal, pidió refuerzos a sus compañeros. Gibson, ebrio aún incluso fue más lejos en sus amenazas: decidió dirigir una película allí mismo, dentro del coche. Apparently, after reading the report Mee, the top brass of the police department decided to remove anti-Semitic statements of the detainee with the intent that they leaked to the press and caused inflammatory reactions, especially in those days. But as the press is relentless heart, what happened? Indeed, the first report was leaked, thus, the scandal has taken pages and pages in the American press, which James Caviezel crucifying the poor Gibson, who only made a sophisticated version of the typical social and drunken fifty phrases such " all a whore" or "if I had the power, fix this country in two days ... Burrp . "
As is customary, and advised by his image consultant, Gibson has provided a shocking, tear laughable press release and pulling down her pants, from which we extract these cojonudas phrases that leave the once-respected actor (he made Mad Max, eye) at the height of bitumen, " I disgraced myself and my family " (hahaha), " I fought for my entire adult life with alcoholism and deeply regret this relapse (prrrffjajaj) and" performing the steps to return to healthy living (yours balls). This press release has been bought by Buena Vista International (a subsidiary of Disney) to make a sequel to The Sound of Music .
Anyway, things in Hollywood. We would have preferred another ending kinder to Gibson that pants down. The solution would have been that press conference had come out with Palestinian scarf which Zapatero and raising his hands to his noble parts (which have left no more and no less than 7 children, 7) had said, "and now , Jews ... tocadme the balls one by one . " a missile launched by the troops of Israel had changed its course and been embedded in the Mr. Gibson's year by getting rid once and for all of this phantom balls.
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