If you have been in the history of mankind invented evil, carrier of the seven plagues that struck Egypt and home of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, that should be in hell the TV . Invention if there ever putrid, capable of generating in a blink of an eye famous or not would test Dr. Mengele himself , an invention that has been based think brainwash the viewers suffered that advertising is an art and curiously, at the same time has created among so much garbage and stench good series. Curious, no?
In this same we now spits The Bluff , we recommend to our readers bluff-series a few indispensable to save the burning television. We may also disclose (thanks to DVD) to our dear readers bluff-series episodes usually last 40 to 50 minutes, not 120 minutes or 3 years, which is the popular belief at the time to sit down and see one Antena 3 and Telecinco, but that's another story. Enjoy, because of our TOP 6 (hate the round number) of television series that has developed our partner Follarín Gardener and a server.
Lost: Perhaps the most popular series of the moment, although it is not just a dramatic version of the reality shows "The Island of the Famous" or "Survivor." For those who have not seen it, summarize its plot in four lines trying not to reveal it: some survivors of a plane crash goes to a desert island where nothing is as it seems, until they find a hatch buried in the earth's brother dies slut, Michael goes to find his son (who he was abducted) and hits a couple shots to Ana Lucia and rescue the prisoner (which turned out to be ill). Nip / tuk: Or how Americans have more vision than us. While here we are still copying that caspi-series called "A Corazon Abierto" with "Hospital Central" and try to emulate "Hill Street Blues" with (prrrfjaja) "Commissioner", the Americans, always a thousand steps ahead of us and to run out of professions for soap operas, have chosen this time to cosmetic surgeons. The series is priceless: sex, gore and eighties songs for a festival featuring tit and humor "the Congo" and the villain of the Fantastic 4, accompanied occasionally by milpollazos Famke Janssen.
Masters Of Horror: The story goes that Mick Garris, after playing Resident Evil at his friend Stephen King, came up with the idea of \u200b\u200ba beer in La Teta Wraps with a few friends (including Don Coscarelli, John Carpenter, Dario-ho-la-Argento, Joe Dante and Takeshi Miike) and suggest that each film what will come out of his rotten member. The result is a hell of series that would take the first prize of the Bluffs gold if they come into existence. Is expected out of the series on DVD in our country back in 3140 in holo-blueray.
NOTE: In Spain there has emerged a similar initiative. Chicho Ibáñez Serrador brought together Alex de la Iglesia, Mateo Gil, Paco Plaza, Jaume Balagueró (and other) for the title terrifying episodes Movies to keep you awake. No color, no color ...
X Files: Seize that have dropped in price! Recently considered the second favorite television series (after Star Trek), the creation of Chris Carter deserves to go into the annals (of ass) in the history of misma por convertir la revista “Mas allá” en un entretenido y palomitero espectáculo de nueve temporadas. Desde aquí no la recomendamos sólo por sus efectos especiales ni sus enrevesadas tramas, no, sino porque en un episodio sale Bruce Campbell, con lo cual, es de compra obligada para cualquier bluff-lector que se precie.
House: O cómo tener los santos cojones de hacer oooootra (y van…) serie de médicos y que encima sea original, adictiva y rodada de puta madre. Esta serie protagonizada por un médico hijo puta, adicto a las pastillas y tullido es una creación de Bryan Singer y otro pavo más cuyo nombre no recuerdo, y rompe con el tópico asshole doctor repeats what the specialist says but in plain language so that the viewer's knowledge. Not here, here if you do not fuck you whole, in fact if you find it does not matter, I think, period, and enjoy the dialogues of Dr. House, steeped in authentic philosophy bluff. I really do not understand how you can have as much success with marujonas.
Parent: Another having eggs that they are treading. Repeated almost by heart the outline of the Simpsons and goes well beyond them. The secret was, without doubt, the number of jokes truffles beasts (but Curro, not as soporific crap South Park) and some quite geeks (of which only caught four). El resultado es una serie casi tan inteligente como Los Simpsons, pero menos rancia que las últimas temporadas de ésta, con cameos de calidad, como la tetuda Jennifer Tilly, y no la mierda de N’Sync.
Y hasta aquí nuestro especial de series de televisión que, haciendo poco honor a su nombre, recomendamos verlas en DVD. Eso sí, preparad la cartera...
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