Keeping a blog can not be updated by recording the last movie you've seen manga, the new recipe you've learned, or what bitch it's your girlfriend (as if they did not know and all your readers), no easy task. Unlike the deadly environment, our superior communication forces us to address issues with rigor information, hours of hard work documentation and graphic quality as evidenced by the cartoons that accompany the articles. Considering all that, and I'm on the waiting list to cut me 10 kg of balls so you can lead a normal life, no wonder this your favorite portal leisure and entertainment pull long periods without changing their content.
But Christmas is coming , the streets are full of light and joy, people buy sweets and chocolates to give them to their partners (or that close friend who both costs us take the cot) and, ultimately, people happy is even happier. Ergo we see with the sacred mission of eggs play a little staff, and nothing better than our most powerful ally for such a feat, neither more nor less than blasphemy Professor, who will talk about the latest study from the University Complutense de Madrizz , which seems to show that gamers are not drugging JOSPA! When like, teacher ...
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So friends, has jumped the information bomb. Mierdistation , this website closer to becoming a site for downloading mobile games and ringtones " why do not you shut up?" of 5575 to the delight of all who wait for the catharsis of the decadent status quo (.. . ooouo armi yur in the nau ...) the game, gave us another of his insightful pearls. And it's not something that fills us with joy as it seems that our worst fears have come true: the video games kill NO.
This would be a blow to this and many other publications devoted exclusively to the most vile and vulgar sensationalism that feed on sickly pathos of this group calling themselves "gamer." End up with news about the outrages that a fucking moron can do with a carving knife and a Japanese game, from infected alimañanas that put the health of their champion of Warcraft to the poor of their own larvae, which hard as it sounds to say, to grow with the stigma of having a better parent and raised in the orphanage Belén Rueda. We could not bluff about associations of parents concerned about the mental health of their offspring by letting their hours in front of the console killing strangers, and while not concerned about the fact priests put them in schools where not only are at their highest risk sanity but also the integrity of its virgin straight.
would also be a fatal news for those who, given their social expectations for losses of any kind have been delivered in full to the vice of multiplayer role-playing games and thus the ultra-Orthodox cholesterol and physical inactivity, waiting for the happy day they burst in an artery and finally end their suffering.
And is that what you see, while people who gets farlopa until he unravels the nasal septum, stands up to the bar pirules or pass regularly by the Barranquilla to catch something to a Chinese, just dying fast enough, not gamers. In fact, attention because the news may break the mold more than one, there is no direct link between heroin in the veins pierced the base of the shaft and playing Super Mario.
So, with this study is ensured to be gamer does not have to be connected with being a hardcore junkie and that on the contrary to popular belief cable control of the Play not be used to strangle the arm and to let the needle penetrate more easily into the vein with his pony trotted behind.
The study was conducted by the Universidad Complutense de Madrid , who are already preparing other studies that certainly will not be less revealing, for example, " masturbation habits and their relationship to national policy " Customs inbred women and erectile dysfunction problems spouses "or" The introduction of sharp objects into the urethra and its relationship to blood piss. "
This would be a blow to this and many other publications devoted exclusively to the most vile and vulgar sensationalism that feed on sickly pathos of this group calling themselves "gamer." End up with news about the outrages that a fucking moron can do with a carving knife and a Japanese game, from infected alimañanas that put the health of their champion of Warcraft to the poor of their own larvae, which hard as it sounds to say, to grow with the stigma of having a better parent and raised in the orphanage Belén Rueda. We could not bluff about associations of parents concerned about the mental health of their offspring by letting their hours in front of the console killing strangers, and while not concerned about the fact priests put them in schools where not only are at their highest risk sanity but also the integrity of its virgin straight. would also be a fatal news for those who, given their social expectations for losses of any kind have been delivered in full to the vice of multiplayer role-playing games and thus the ultra-Orthodox cholesterol and physical inactivity, waiting for the happy day they burst in an artery and finally end their suffering.
And is that what you see, while people who gets farlopa until he unravels the nasal septum, stands up to the bar pirules or pass regularly by the Barranquilla to catch something to a Chinese, just dying fast enough, not gamers. In fact, attention because the news may break the mold more than one, there is no direct link between heroin in the veins pierced the base of the shaft and playing Super Mario.
So, with this study is ensured to be gamer does not have to be connected with being a hardcore junkie and that on the contrary to popular belief cable control of the Play not be used to strangle the arm and to let the needle penetrate more easily into the vein with his pony trotted behind.
The study was conducted by the Universidad Complutense de Madrid , who are already preparing other studies that certainly will not be less revealing, for example, " masturbation habits and their relationship to national policy " Customs inbred women and erectile dysfunction problems spouses "or" The introduction of sharp objects into the urethra and its relationship to blood piss. "
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After this insane rant from our friend Professor Blasphemy, we turn to give the bluffconsejo of the week: make collection of all those services you can meet. So, do not stay without tasting great pleasures of nature, and the wise man's hand in conjunction with it, has prepared for you. Or do you want to die without having experienced what may have been the meaning of your existence? Okay, you can palmar if you pass you, and to prevent death may spend endless seasons Owe detained in detox clinics, but Make us if there will be worthwhile.
