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The pain in the ass to go to the movies

The other day (for several weeks, we) went to the cinema to see Pan's Labyrinth, a film good enough to not look English (almost no overacting actors, Oh, and have FX!). What struck me to go see that movie was not the monster of the eyes in his hands, or see a Catalan by a fascist Franco, no. What struck me most was having to endure the comments of the farting whore next door, which continued to issue platitudes in every fucking line of dialogue, commenting on the entire film with the wimp of her boyfriend like a DVD extra gruesome they were.

This and many other of balls played in the film have served to make our fellow Gardener Follarín develop this beautiful bluffartículo that has no waste, making it also a fun and entertaining overview of the most played crap in the multiplex . I leave it there.

-THE GARDENER FOLLARÍN-

Today, movies are becoming a disastrous experience compared to only receive an invitation to a wedding or going Holiday to Ibiza. Since these temples of cinephilia and art (and series B, of course) disappeared from the urban and concentrated in those areas called " malls (where parents with pushchairs slimy challenging studies of low birth, wedding couples bored and sunday give up his ass to the poor simpleton who just wants to buy), the noble art of crushing the balls in a relatively comfortable seat has become, as we said, a real hell and porculo of cosmic proportions.

All this is due to a infraseres who have never set foot in a movie or otherwise, have for years without stepping on and that only the fact of being white screen inside the enclosure fun, decides to infect with their presence. It is curious that fact, but one would bet that if placed in malls troughs or golden showers shit, these people would (and happy above) steeped in these two fluids, just because they are there and not in another place.

Fortunately, Lovecraftian monsters catalogs entry once broken, are spread through the rooms at a good cineblúfilo never come, "Hedge , room 5 " , "My Super Ex-Girlfriend, room 10 " or" Dead or Alive , Room 59 ". However, due to the huge numbers of such people and because millions of parents were unaware of the concept of birth control for decades to 80/90, we can not stop suffering in our meat for the footage from the film such pearls :

"Ja, ja, ja." : expression of joy in positive theory that in mouth pelobúhos that those hours should be doing the moron in a nightclub, becomes a guttural cry when he saw for the umpteenth After a putrid spot supposedly mobile Funny how if it was the first time.

"That and I've seen, hehe" : said by the funny turn when he saw the logo of Metro Goldwyn Meyer without realizing that the gag is more heard the joke about my boobs or whether to go go "of Cruz y Raya.

"Shhhht, which begins!" : Quote of equivocal meaning, but warns us that he who utters it will not stop giving up the ass throughout the film.

"That's the main character" : Say when a film or Aston Kutchner Josh Harnett (Or some another relatively unknown actor), it first appears on screen.

"That sounds familiar." type is usually a secondary Tom Sizemore, Stanley Tucci or (as we are ...) Tom cruise.

"That the most handsome guy!" Default phrase spoken by a bratty fifteen years or thirties is appearing as a piece of meat from the main character in turn.

"Uaaaalaaaaa!" : According to the dictionary pelobúho-Castilian, Castilian-pelobúho: "What a scene as shocking or go pair of boobs."

"trolled Go!" : Say when Milla Jovovich or Angelina Jolie going through a window on a motorcycle shooting with both hands in various antics, but not when Superman flies, or when left with the ugly beautiful.

"What did he say?" : mythical phrase that comes with the entry on such people when you miss a dialogue. Not that at that moment the volume is low, but the phrase is randomly released at any minute of footage. Is forgiven when the film is English and / or starring Javier Bardem, in which case the utter all.

"A bad thing is that it ..." Nibs petarda point you release the shift to two hours of footage, when it was known from the first scene in which Sean Bean goes.

"That dies" Nostradamus was right or as much as this slut to see that the police partner protagonist is BLACK.

"New York": informs us that contrary we thought all the Statue of Liberty not in Zahara de los Atunes.

"That's thinking, right?" phrase that comes to one of these fl ashbacks, prefaced with a fast camera movement, the character with the face of shock, loud music and a flash on the screen.

"Hala! Spielberg!" phrase we hear in the end credits of Indiana Jones IV, if any fucking day you take it.

"Abogadoooo, abogadooo! Jajaja" informs us that Robe rt de Niro has appeared on the screen. Curiously say without having seen Cape Fear, the miracle of television!

"plain vanilla" Say when a U.S. military base school or displayed the American flag and not (for example) of Barbate.

A Once hatched the movie, we find other jewels worthy to appear here:

"very great" : Response to dear "Did you like?" after leaving "X-Men," "Revenge of the Sith "or" Hellboy "by someone not accustomed to the fantasy film. Interestingly when you leave a war movie do not say "very violent" or a comedy, very funny. "

" It seems English. " said one who saw that in" Blade II "left Santiago Segura.

"I over the ass. " in any delivery of Scary Movie or total in any comedy with white poster.

"I do not remember very well." : Phrase that tell you the next day to ask what was the movie. If you ask for the title of it will say: "Is not I stay with titles", and if you want to know at least who is starring in, "replied" to me is that the names of the actors ... ", to which one might ask: why the hell these people go to movies?

"That shit's dangerous, no?" Signal warning if more than one person speaks while leaving a room, no matter what movie you're going to go see, change your entry if necessary, but for the love of god, go into that room, is being planned a masterpiece!

"I have not heard anything" . Means that the film is not assembled Tada in chronological order.

"Carl, you always see that you like it" . Hijoputesca lapidary and often say the female component of a twentysomething couple. The catch is that its approach cinematic form in real time with the films with his noviete not willing to see. Infallible.

"It bugs me so much that ...": Say when" The Lord of the Rings "or" Star Wars "one would expect from Zaragoza and Almería in place Orcs and wookies.

"It sucks, do not risk" Cruz has endured Jim Carrey star in exchange for such masterpieces as "The Truman Show" and "Forget Me"

"But laughter was not the movie?" the Coen brothers, those great misunderstood.

Ah! The DVD, great invention!

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The Dead or Alive creator of harassment reported by kay-jay Yippi

fellatio, orgies, sodomized ... those three words can be summarized in one: sex. And this, in turn, controls the world in all directions and at all levels, a " achurrupaílla " a president can replace the other, causing thousands of civilian casualties, be careful! The world of the game is not alien to the carnal desires, and news of perversion and obscenity reaches us from the land of the rising sun, a pioneer in the world of the entertainment software, which does not surprise us if we take into account the sexual repression experienced by the company in question (worth putting " hentai" on Google to check).

Tomonobu Itagaki (although you could also say Kakacola Katanawe and You would be the same), the creator of the series Dead or Alive has been denounced by former employees of Tecmo , who says that three years ago, the father of the voluptuous female of the arcade in question began their harassment in a taxi, where pichacorta shoved her tongue down the esophagus to the force after declaring his love (how romantic). Confident of his immunity as a "creator", the Japanese continued their siege, crossing his victim in the middle of the aisles and blocking the passage and then believing the bear hug of mimosine. This continued even in a hotel in Los Angeles during the fair E3.

Although the law says everyone is innocent until proven guilty, it also says indirectly that which it has a better social position has more facilities to the contrary is proved, so we take the law into our hand as tabloid good we are, and note with the index finger of the same Mr. Tomonobu. For us, no doubt about it: who but a stalker pajillero and out (as well as mentally ill) would make a game whose only charm is how the tits wobble of the fighters kicked while they do raise their tiny skirts for the panty in sight?

Thus, we demand the highest possible penalty for this man recognized, however, some value in his works, since it is a good material for children gamers begin the eternal and healthy exercise of crack .

But while the Japanese are some authentic smells coming out of college, panties, sexual harassment in the video game world is not unique to them, without going further afield, in Spain , there are also who carried out similar practices in the interactive entertainment industry. We are talking of Nacho Ortiz, editor of the channel content in the popular consoles Meristation magazine. Also known as "Spidey" , the famed writer used the phone in his hotel room during an event organized by Nokia to establish contact with a public relations company and encourage it to go to his room, being the subject alone and libido through the roof. Meristation has pressured the company to disprove the information, but we do not think so, since Mr. Nacho is not a virgin in this scandal and the corruption (in the other probably yes), then Feedback is also related to the extreme right (with some hostility toward the Catalans) and plagiarized articles.

All these crimes and some others linked to the almighty Meristation you can read the next entry in The Bluff entitled " Meristation and dwarf thief extreme right", an exciting research that shows a sordid vision (but real) of the rotten tricks of Pep magazine and company do not leave anyone indifferent.

Until then, take care.