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Two geeks Dungeons & Dragons almost carry their children

Y volvemos tras unos mesecitos de ausencia, tiempo que un servidor y sus demenciales colaboradores se lo have been in the bag by express order of the judge Olmo, who charged to our publication a crime to discredit the good name of many celebrities and attack of good taste. We had no choice but to plead guilty of separate charges and go for our bones Can Brians. Luckily, the staff of The Bluff is versatile enough to get through their fugarnos fecal ducts to become installed in our safe house in Terrassa, yes, with a smell inseparable SHIT no how to remove, and that some of us keep us from social relations of any kind.

Safe and sound, we have no choice but to focus on our sacred trust and to speak of the thorniest issues surrounding the world of the film, television, video games and the freak in general. Today, we have an impact on the area of \u200b\u200bmassively multiplayer online games (MMORPFGyoquesé) specifically talked about two geeks fucking sons of bitches tainted by Dungeons & Dragons Online . This is a couple, Michael and Lana Straw (25 and 23 years respectively) with two boys of 11 and 22 months in charge who unfortunately left the hell of the latter, which were found malnourished, dehydrated and infections of all type because their parents spent all fucking day with the game of yore.

Conas is more to do any kind in this matter, so in the Bluff have opted to do something more practical: a progressive bill, the card father points. Here's how it should work:

First, to father an offspring should pass psychological tests Chung marginalize parents with mental disabilities such as news, as well as other equally obsessed with gambling, football , fitness, drugs, hookers Formula 1 race and subnormal of our ambassador in the competition, blogs (including this one, of course), etc. Who

pass these tests will put his chick in the vulva of another female (previously also has passed, of course) and let life make its way. Now, with a card with 15 or 20 points that should keep committing offenses such as:

That the child to touch the balls in a restaurant with a rubber hammer (2 points and inserting the gadget into the anus parent)

"That the child answer the teacher or anyone who tries to teach something (do not have pedophiles) (3 points)

- take the child to see the new James Bond movie viewing screwing the rest of palomitófagos instead of screwing him and get into Doraemon (4 points)

- censor porn at home to children of certain age saying "this is not sex"-first, if that is not sex and you tell me what it is, and second, you are raising a rapist! - (5 points)

- Buy everything the child asks for your filthy mouth shut for once (immediate withdrawal of the card and send the brat to an orphanage in India's )

In short, the list could continue growing which were necessary, always with the laudable aim of preventing irresponsible and immature as the undersigned have access to paternity at any time in his life (although I have it easy because my many physical deformities prevent me from being less than 2 meters of a female). So future generations will live together in peace and harmony in a world full of beef overalls and education. Lalalala.