Thursday, August 17, 2006

Why Is The Blood Slimy When Pregnant

Thieves

Nuestra sociedad es tan patética y triste que tenemos que inventarnos mundos alternativos donde poder representar una nueva vida, para así olvidarnos de los fracasos y los rechazos de la primera, y de paso sumergirnos en mundos de espada y brujería donde el más smelling of fat becomes a warrior elf Apollo, and has not caught chub in your life can establish a virtual love affair with a girl Xena barbaric style, which may well be a meek geek (ha!) as a repressed Julaia .

We're talking about games like Ultima Online, Everquest or the latest Guild Wars . But look if it is sad our society putrid that even in those worlds that should be anarchic, and need the help of virtual cops, or at least to this point statements Dave Weinstein of Microsoft , which such a stupid conference to alarm the unwary to buy themselves the latest security software called " Games as Malware: Why Security is also your problem " say that organized crime has come to games online multiplayer role, and take advantage of security flaws in the games to see details of the accounts of users getting into them and steal their characters, weapons and healing potions. The more absurd the whole thing is that other users who pay real money for that sort of thing.

Come on, what was missing now, is beginning to set the crime in the online role-playing games. Coming soon racism, homophobia and corrupt rulers. Surely the dwarves in the caves of the peninsula will blame Morkenkaken crime at the trolls who come in boats from the mainland to the side, while King Theoden (which really is a brat who has spent more hours fucking mind playing game) is going to fuck a bearded gnome folk and stay with the gold pieces of citizens, and ultimately, we can see that society is fucking cyclical, and we all get depressed.

So if you want a tip: go & play games in single player . Seriously, it's the best way to banish the world, experiencing another (artificial and not credible, I know) without coming to touch your dick wimps, lorzosos boring and, as the latter: mafia. Go and take in the ass.

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