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Dire news: the game NOT kill

Keeping a blog can not be updated by recording the last movie you've seen manga, the new recipe you've learned, or what bitch it's your girlfriend (as if they did not know and all your readers), no easy task. Unlike the deadly environment, our superior communication forces us to address issues with rigor information, hours of hard work documentation and graphic quality as evidenced by the cartoons that accompany the articles. Considering all that, and I'm on the waiting list to cut me 10 kg of balls so you can lead a normal life, no wonder this your favorite portal leisure and entertainment pull long periods without changing their content.

But Christmas is coming , the streets are full of light and joy, people buy sweets and chocolates to give them to their partners (or that close friend who both costs us take the cot) and, ultimately, people happy is even happier. Ergo we see with the sacred mission of eggs play a little staff, and nothing better than our most powerful ally for such a feat, neither more nor less than blasphemy Professor, who will talk about the latest study from the University Complutense de Madrizz , which seems to show that gamers are not drugging JOSPA! When like, teacher ...

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So friends, has jumped the information bomb. Mierdistation , this website closer to becoming a site for downloading mobile games and ringtones " why do not you shut up?" of 5575 to the delight of all who wait for the catharsis of the decadent status quo (.. . ooouo armi yur in the nau ...) the game, gave us another of his insightful pearls. And it's not something that fills us with joy as it seems that our worst fears have come true: the video games kill NO.

This would be a blow to this and many other publications devoted exclusively to the most vile and vulgar sensationalism that feed on sickly pathos of this group calling themselves "gamer." End up with news about the outrages that a fucking moron can do with a carving knife and a Japanese game, from infected alimañanas that put the health of their champion of Warcraft to the poor of their own larvae, which hard as it sounds to say, to grow with the stigma of having a better parent and raised in the orphanage Belén Rueda. We could not bluff about associations of parents concerned about the mental health of their offspring by letting their hours in front of the console killing strangers, and while not concerned about the fact priests put them in schools where not only are at their highest risk sanity but also the integrity of its virgin straight.

would also be a fatal news for those who, given their social expectations for losses of any kind have been delivered in full to the vice of multiplayer role-playing games and thus the ultra-Orthodox cholesterol and physical inactivity, waiting for the happy day they burst in an artery and finally end their suffering.

And is that what you see, while people who gets farlopa until he unravels the nasal septum, stands up to the bar pirules or pass regularly by the Barranquilla to catch something to a Chinese, just dying fast enough, not gamers. In fact, attention because the news may break the mold more than one, there is no direct link between heroin in the veins pierced the base of the shaft and playing Super Mario.

So, with this study is ensured to be gamer does not have to be connected with being a hardcore junkie and that on the contrary to popular belief cable control of the Play not be used to strangle the arm and to let the needle penetrate more easily into the vein with his pony trotted behind.

The study was conducted by the Universidad Complutense de Madrid , who are already preparing other studies that certainly will not be less revealing, for example, " masturbation habits and their relationship to national policy " Customs inbred women and erectile dysfunction problems spouses "or" The introduction of sharp objects into the urethra and its relationship to blood piss. "

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After this insane rant from our friend Professor Blasphemy, we turn to give the bluffconsejo of the week: make collection of all those services you can meet. So, do not stay without tasting great pleasures of nature, and the wise man's hand in conjunction with it, has prepared for you. Or do you want to die without having experienced what may have been the meaning of your existence? Okay, you can palmar if you pass you, and to prevent death may spend endless seasons Owe detained in detox clinics, but Make us if there will be worthwhile.

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Owen Wilson slit his wrists

Again the Hollywood scene is tinged with blood red , namely that of Owen Wilson, and although as much as we wanted to see her run after swallow most of his atrocious performances and although we enjoyed the scene 's Lair in the brutally beheaded him, our little sweetheart still exudes empathy and pity for the poor actorcillo of yore.

And is that the end of the filthy rich celebrities are still people with feelings like you and me, with love woes haunt them during the long nights of insomnia (like you and me) and deep solitude to contend despite poderte even throw the entire film set where you work (as Owen and me). So without thinking twice, the best of Owen Wilson (known as putrid films Starsky and Hutch , After Enemy Lines or any stinking Comedieta with Ben Stiller ) decided to crack a pot of pills and dolls crack on Monday.

The first hypothesis related the accident with a recent viewing his own films, but finally unveiled the cake: the best of Owen tried to take life to see pictures of his ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson giving the steak with another turkey. Normal, wanted Wilson, many with poster romance Comedieta white and pastel end where the good (and ugly, like you and me) ends happily paired with the beauty that both have starred until exhaustion, had to create one fake idea of \u200b\u200blove and relationships prevented you deal with this hard blow with class and stoically, as they had done Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke or your ex-father Kurt Russell , with which should have talked more during family dinners, for I had taught to overcome the indifference with a cigarette and a joke.

However, we hope that this unfortunate event will have served some purpose, my friend Owen, and begin to view life with a cynical look more and less naive, which no doubt will take you to improve your criterion when choosing papers, and hopefully may even end up playing a hung drogadizo of Quentin Tarantino , make a cameo in a movie by Robert Rodriguez or even give birth to a crappy Carpentier antihero. Good luck.

And now the bluffconsejo for those readers who, like our friend Owen has lost his great love : if your girl has commanded a la puta mierda y se ha ido con otro, no os deis por vencidos, llamadla a todas horas suplicando que vuelva; enviadle SMS’s pastelosos, mails o lo que se os ocurra para recuperar su amor; recordadle lo mucho que la queréis picando a su interfono o tiradle piedrecitas en su ventana; acosad a sus amigos para sacar información y utilizadla en vuestro propio beneficio, agobiadla, llevadla al diario de Patricia, lo que sea. Vosotros os lo merecéis, y no cualquier chulillo de gimnasio. Veréis como pronto volverá a estar comiendo de la palma de vuestra mano.

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Two geeks Dungeons & Dragons almost carry their children

Y volvemos tras unos mesecitos de ausencia, tiempo que un servidor y sus demenciales colaboradores se lo have been in the bag by express order of the judge Olmo, who charged to our publication a crime to discredit the good name of many celebrities and attack of good taste. We had no choice but to plead guilty of separate charges and go for our bones Can Brians. Luckily, the staff of The Bluff is versatile enough to get through their fugarnos fecal ducts to become installed in our safe house in Terrassa, yes, with a smell inseparable SHIT no how to remove, and that some of us keep us from social relations of any kind.

Safe and sound, we have no choice but to focus on our sacred trust and to speak of the thorniest issues surrounding the world of the film, television, video games and the freak in general. Today, we have an impact on the area of \u200b\u200bmassively multiplayer online games (MMORPFGyoquesé) specifically talked about two geeks fucking sons of bitches tainted by Dungeons & Dragons Online . This is a couple, Michael and Lana Straw (25 and 23 years respectively) with two boys of 11 and 22 months in charge who unfortunately left the hell of the latter, which were found malnourished, dehydrated and infections of all type because their parents spent all fucking day with the game of yore.

Conas is more to do any kind in this matter, so in the Bluff have opted to do something more practical: a progressive bill, the card father points. Here's how it should work:

First, to father an offspring should pass psychological tests Chung marginalize parents with mental disabilities such as news, as well as other equally obsessed with gambling, football , fitness, drugs, hookers Formula 1 race and subnormal of our ambassador in the competition, blogs (including this one, of course), etc. Who

pass these tests will put his chick in the vulva of another female (previously also has passed, of course) and let life make its way. Now, with a card with 15 or 20 points that should keep committing offenses such as:

That the child to touch the balls in a restaurant with a rubber hammer (2 points and inserting the gadget into the anus parent)

"That the child answer the teacher or anyone who tries to teach something (do not have pedophiles) (3 points)

- take the child to see the new James Bond movie viewing screwing the rest of palomitófagos instead of screwing him and get into Doraemon (4 points)

- censor porn at home to children of certain age saying "this is not sex"-first, if that is not sex and you tell me what it is, and second, you are raising a rapist! - (5 points)

- Buy everything the child asks for your filthy mouth shut for once (immediate withdrawal of the card and send the brat to an orphanage in India's )

In short, the list could continue growing which were necessary, always with the laudable aim of preventing irresponsible and immature as the undersigned have access to paternity at any time in his life (although I have it easy because my many physical deformities prevent me from being less than 2 meters of a female). So future generations will live together in peace and harmony in a world full of beef overalls and education. Lalalala.

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A Night Elf in WoW prostitute

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If you lost the dignity at the time they began to pay by playing a game, some players (players, in this case) not happy with it, up savagely bent on trampling . This is the case of a player of World of Warcraft , a wanton night elf level 70, I had a dream: to fly Azeroth on the back of a tap to laugh at the rest of us slaves to gravity.

But to carry out his fantasy should first meet the other, so I was not idle enacted throughout the reign of his proposal WoW: provide its c uerpo to this or that player / that you d iese 5,000 coins of gold. also accepted oral sex, anal (true), threesomes or orgies. At the end he got his cock, but knowing the profile of MMORPG players (which name has the ugliest kind, almost like a burp), to continue with this practice 'd better saddle while the animal if it wants to suffer the sting of his laborious papo. But our emputecida

elf is not the only star of the saddest stories of World of Warcraft (the end of the day, everyone can do whatever he wants with his body, of course!). Other developments have taken place far more pathetic in the worlds of Blizzard, as the case of a girl who died so many hours of play followed and celebrated his funeral in the game itself! His aides still fight to be the heirs of their swords and magic rings.

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Another case was that of a boy who died was his father and decided to conduct the funeral, of course, within the game. A spy of the Horde learned, and the act ended up being sabotaged by orcs, trolls and zombies to the delight of the undersigned.

But not all misfortunes in the virtual world, there are happy events like weddings . And if you think about it objectively, it is still more shameful that you marry a priest who speaks on behalf of a supreme deity while doing the p anoli front of all your friends and family. Willing to make the Tolai, a clergyman who officiated dwarf in front of people you do not know and you can see the face of stupid, Yes!