The twenty-first installment of the series 007 and is about to cram multiplexes with boring dudes who come as an alternative to the disco, pats that do nothing to crack and eat popcorn more strident fashion possible, and some other more normalito cinéfago. Daniel Craig
(a blond with blue eyes that will not stick or glue on the role of Bond) takes over from the deadpan (ergo, perfect for the role) Brosan Pierce and Martin bluffmaker-Campbell returns to the franchise after Goldeneye , ready to reinvigorate the series again as if it were a helluva director, when only a Renny Harlin anyone.
only bad thing is that along with the growing U.S. political censorship, and if you took away the snuff, are able to remove the alcohol, even rumored that this time, instead of liberal relations with several women in the same film it is possible that one of them will hunt, I fell in love and make him renounce violence as a solution to all state problems.
All this, and the announcement of the author's main theme Casino Royale, as an excuse more than enough to brand our collaborator moody Follarín Gardener at this early stage of the Bluff .
Follarín Gardener (Gardener Fucker): Following the peculiar taste that characterizes them, the producers of the new release of the secret agent of MI6, James Bond have chosen to sing the main theme is nothing more and nothing less than to Chris Cornell!
Yes indeed, just that we asked ourselves: who the fuck is Chris Cornell? Navigating the Library of Alexandria mix well shit and the Internet, we learned that Mr. Cornell was or is (us sweating) leader of Soundgarden, grupete that sounds a little more than their own leader (it's over, we are confused with Robin by Joel Schumacher). As always and as usual, the fans, those little bastards tocacojones, have hit the sky because they see it as a good choice. Sure, they, as we know everyone has an exquisite musical taste, would have chosen, for example, Ainhoa \u200b\u200bArteta or the corpse of Maria Callas to interpret the central theme of the "Casino Royale."
We believe we're smarter than the pro-007 talibancillos and bondiana see each film for what it is (an entertainment predictable often repeated, but cojonudo), let's do a little top six of the best songs bondianas of this world famously caspi-saga.
1. "Thunderball" From the film "Thunderball" sung no more and no less by Bertin Osborne Welsh Tom Jones before getting in formalin and have the same appearance as when we sang this mp3 down emule dated 1965. The issue, not the file ...
2. "Live and Let Die" From the movie "Live and Let Die." Composed and performed by the follamutiladas and apoyaguerras by the name of Paul McCartney. Once boy that shit works teachers and today it consists dotard absolute shit. As a note, saying that in 92, another group with a leader hostiable even the ex-Beatle, perpetrated a horrendous bit version that the dog is shit. We are talking about hostiables Guns' n Goblins.
3. "A View to a Kill" helluva theme played by Duran Duran, grupete ochenteno that has influenced not only musically, but aesthetically the youth of today: see, for example wedding photos Farruquito.
4. "The Living Daylights" A-ha, the Norwegian trio named assertion talk fish sang in 1987 this issue typically gives bondiano still looks great. Notably, the lead that goes by the name of Morten Harket, now apart from continuing with the group, is a fucking stoked that he is accompanied at every concert of a Buddhist guru to take care of your body and mind. And suppose also that of her ass.
5. "Goldeneye" Tina Turner sang this song written by the sister of charity, for that bad of Batman called Bono, blatantly plagiarizing the "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey. Include it in the top to make up.
6. "Die Another Day" Madonna meets Kraftwerk. Elton John complained about this subject in his day, which anyone can deduce that the song is a fucking.
We just do not look forward without this new release bondiana that has everything you need to have to be a success caspica: protagonist ugly, crappy singer and to make matters worse, a remake of another movie.
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