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Casino Royale Chris Cornell plays


The twenty-first installment of the series 007 and is about to cram multiplexes with boring dudes who come as an alternative to the disco, pats that do nothing to crack and eat popcorn more strident fashion possible, and some other more normalito cinéfago. Daniel Craig

(a blond with blue eyes that will not stick or glue on the role of Bond) takes over from the deadpan (ergo, perfect for the role) Brosan Pierce and Martin bluffmaker-Campbell returns to the franchise after Goldeneye , ready to reinvigorate the series again as if it were a helluva director, when only a Renny Harlin anyone.

only bad thing is that along with the growing U.S. political censorship, and if you took away the snuff, are able to remove the alcohol, even rumored that this time, instead of liberal relations with several women in the same film it is possible that one of them will hunt, I fell in love and make him renounce violence as a solution to all state problems.

All this, and the announcement of the author's main theme Casino Royale, as an excuse more than enough to brand our collaborator moody Follarín Gardener at this early stage of the Bluff .

Follarín Gardener (Gardener Fucker): Following the peculiar taste that characterizes them, the producers of the new release of the secret agent of MI6, James Bond have chosen to sing the main theme is nothing more and nothing less than to Chris Cornell!

Yes indeed, just that we asked ourselves: who the fuck is Chris Cornell? Navigating the Library of Alexandria mix well shit and the Internet, we learned that Mr. Cornell was or is (us sweating) leader of Soundgarden, grupete that sounds a little more than their own leader (it's over, we are confused with Robin by Joel Schumacher). As always and as usual, the fans, those little bastards tocacojones, have hit the sky because they see it as a good choice. Sure, they, as we know everyone has an exquisite musical taste, would have chosen, for example, Ainhoa \u200b\u200bArteta or the corpse of Maria Callas to interpret the central theme of the "Casino Royale."

We believe we're smarter than the pro-007 talibancillos and bondiana see each film for what it is (an entertainment predictable often repeated, but cojonudo), let's do a little top six of the best songs bondianas of this world famously caspi-saga.

1. "Thunderball" From the film "Thunderball" sung no more and no less by Bertin Osborne Welsh Tom Jones before getting in formalin and have the same appearance as when we sang this mp3 down emule dated 1965. The issue, not the file ...

2. "Live and Let Die" From the movie "Live and Let Die." Composed and performed by the follamutiladas and apoyaguerras by the name of Paul McCartney. Once boy that shit works teachers and today it consists dotard absolute shit. As a note, saying that in 92, another group with a leader hostiable even the ex-Beatle, perpetrated a horrendous bit version that the dog is shit. We are talking about hostiables Guns' n Goblins.

3. "A View to a Kill" helluva theme played by Duran Duran, grupete ochenteno that has influenced not only musically, but aesthetically the youth of today: see, for example wedding photos Farruquito.

4. "The Living Daylights" A-ha, the Norwegian trio named assertion talk fish sang in 1987 this issue typically gives bondiano still looks great. Notably, the lead that goes by the name of Morten Harket, now apart from continuing with the group, is a fucking stoked that he is accompanied at every concert of a Buddhist guru to take care of your body and mind. And suppose also that of her ass.

5. "Goldeneye" Tina Turner sang this song written by the sister of charity, for that bad of Batman called Bono, blatantly plagiarizing the "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey. Include it in the top to make up.

6. "Die Another Day" Madonna meets Kraftwerk. Elton John complained about this subject in his day, which anyone can deduce that the song is a fucking.

We just do not look forward without this new release bondiana that has everything you need to have to be a success caspica: protagonist ugly, crappy singer and to make matters worse, a remake of another movie.

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Stuck in the middle Mickey Rourke

Michael Madsen If the brain had detoxed enough to be aware of what you think the British police the game you will be the voice (sad thing is to steal), I'm sure more than one was going to rise tomorrow tied to a chair and deservedly ear cut off.

"It's a sickening glorification of violence against police officers, which can not but have a highly detrimental effect on how people perceive and react to the police" says a police spokesman Yorkshire, remaining as wide.

And yes, for once The Bluff is in favor of state forces, but not for the reasons they appeal to, no, but by the shameful heresy of making a game about the movie Reservoir Dogs . Let's see, gentlemen SCI, devote themselves to continue to Carmageddon (which surely it will pass over the cock that stuck a bunch of fascists timber) and allow yourself to unnecessary game like this, where our task will run and shoot at police in scenes that we saw in the film, as if a sort of extended version of it. And is that if we saw in the movie is because a shit, and play them with a pad can not but provoke a revueldo of stew to which we still have a minimum of taste and common sense.

Anyway, it's funny that some men who engage in shooting electricians thinking they are Taliban, whose leaders support the genocide, twitch with an interactive version of a film and not make the film itself so it will be left as they are, a bunch of fucking legs.

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with you little finger is amputated


The beauty of one of the most controversial players (and therefore more dear in this website) of Hollywood, Mickey Rourke , has cut the little finger. It's that simple. And no, at the time of the events was not in a party of his friend Quentin Tarantino or Bruce Willis , his co-star in Sin City , encouraged him to it (is busier encouraging American soldiers keep killing Moors). It was not even Tim Roth, as suspected at first, the executor of digital amputation.

He did it because he was tired of his little finger, and direct and dire consequence for us, it has not been involved in Grind House, the new film composed of two films in turn Tarantinno and Rodríguez, and has been replaced, luckily, one of our favorites, although not as eccentric and brilliant: Kurt Russell . Our colleague, Professor Profanity, who hopefully someday also amputate anything, because parts of the body has too many useless kicking, is chronic the news: Professor

Blasphemy: If anchors when will fit in the bins or containers to take him back to the tan or get relatives to write all your shit on internet forums, some people channel their anger ways those experiences productive and get better themselves and those around them. One such person is Mickey Rourke recognized as bluffactor movie Angel Heart , Manhattan South or Sin City, he has decided, in a fit of deep mosqueo with self, society and with the cosmos, the best thing he could do to alleviate was cut the little finger of the left hand. So folks, this man is like a slut shower, but by analyzing his words perhaps we can find some explanation to this desperate streak of dementia schizoid " was very angry, I do not remember why, and then I decided it did not need the last piece of the little finger of my left hand . " Well, maybe not as easy to find an explanation to the ravings of a former drug addicts and sounded great actor, but who wants to reflect a little finger? Is not it any other finger to pull out the wax in the ears? Is it more functional for incorporation into the eyelet whore some balance, as does the good of Mickey in his spare time? The answer is simple: No. So, we can only give the reason Mr. Rourke in his personal crusade against these little parasites dates that prevent us from being like the cartoon.

Unfortunately, the famed actor botox rotten, failed to complete their particular feat "the yakuza" due to the intervention of his good friend Gary English, caught him with the carving knife and not sawed nerve else occurred to him to go to the hospital to the reimplantation: " not cut at all, I left hanging by a tendon, "said Rourke. Even so, our friend had to brutote but well primed for doctors to take account of eight hours to put back, so do not surprise us, especially taking into account the very advanced fermentation that is his brain, that he should make objects as pilgrims and the handle of a spoon, nail clippers or a rubber knife. So, your little finger will never be what it was and the mobility of the will rather than want, which would undoubtedly adversely affect his career (ignoring its box suicidal psychopath with a tendency to sever members) as a tough guy can not drink a beer or take a stiff pat copazo with a miss or a refined gentleman Andalusia.

Anyway, hope that becomes fashionable in Hollywood that of self-mutilation, and that, like Chris Columbus tail cut the fuck up, or directors of the degustation of Michael Bay, McG Uwe Boll or cut their neck, preferably with some rusty tools.

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The Campus Party starts today with 5,500 geeks


If someone comes up today, by chance, enter the room stinking of his brother, that he has not caught chub in his life, and finds that for the first time in eons not is in front of the computer, which look again, because they will realize that neither is the computer . This could be an abduction national geeks, but unfortunately not the case: they are all assembled in Valencia, in the tenth edition of Campus Party .

What is the Campus Party? -Some clueless wonder. Because it is a concentration of uncles and aunts rare, with shirts ranging from themed comics to videogames to cinema, most of them with horn-rimmed glasses, Lorza in abundance and pimples on the face (or facial bump -mapping, and should tell them.) Do not go far from home or have many friends, why flock to a place of many peers.

The great attraction of the fair, apart from the sermons of four nerds software designers stuck to talking about new technologies and free software (I like the hippies of the seventies), is the network of the fair, which has a capacity of 1.3 Terabit , come on, you can download a lot of things both the Internet and other users, which, if we are a bit clever, we can predict what the future business: porn.

not miss this year which could be classified as sub-human species more rare in the world, are the mixture and bakalufo geek, and characterized by tuning the computer by putting neon lights, tubes and weird things maybe you know why.

The Bluff wanted to be there to criticize on the basis, and that is why your correspondent has sent more effective, Alberto Katana, who reluctantly has arrived in Valencia to talk with users of the Campus and bring us the most striking images of the event.

Here you have some of them:

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Video games are as addictive as alcohol

comin ' saying for years, since the first PC Games Bluff, and nobody listened. We have joined the parent company and the ultra-conservative Opus peper to prohibit trafficking and use by innocent children, but nothing. The industry is growing by leaps and bounds.

now had to come Dr. Ralf Thalemann to confirm with one of these studies that to justify the millions that were pocketed by the pin, " brain reactions of people who play video games excessively are similar to those of alcoholics and addicts cannabis. "

Of course, you just have to see the boys of today, who prefer to stay at home connected to the Internet, playing games MMORPG, RTS, FPS and TGTA (type Grand Theft Auto, the kind of fashion) instead of being in the bar with friends offline its healthy dose of alcohol and snuff, exchanging views with the look of the bar that takes any excuse to drop your favorite phrase: "with Franco this is not happening," the waiter arguing about football, and that gay black man selling DVD's that no player who has guts to read them.

Our spy cirrhotic Margarita Landi has traveled to Germany, the Institute of Medicine Psychological Charité University in Berlin, and has managed to recover the documents that have not dared to publish in the media, and to ensure that the level of video game addiction and its consequences are much, much more serious than alcohol. In the next frame have explained the differences between withdrawal symptoms of alcohol and video games. Draw your own conclusions.

Unfortunately these documents are worth the same as a dry piece of shit, since our dear Miss Landi have reached the bottom of the question (why charge so much pasta and we Pimpla the liquor cabinet in a matter of minutes the bitch), and has unraveled the mystery of the investigation and as the most responsible behind it, neither more nor less than the evil Dr. Uwe Boll German . In fact, this whole controversy has not only been the point 2 of his evil plan to destroy the video game industry (remember that 1 was doing horrible movie adaptations of franchises such as Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead).
After this stupid adventure by our spy, we can only reach one conclusion: that everyone do what the hell out of whatever they say the pros. Because things are always good or bad depending on point of view from which to look.

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John Cusack fan lost his only game star Melendi


seems incredible that there are people who go so about to ask for a restraining order against her only fan. U.S. actor John Cusack , whose merits can be reduced easily Identity and Being John Malkovich , denounced what he regarded as harassment by one such Emily Diane Leatherman, 31, who, according to the actor set eyes, "has shown unusual interest in stalking, throwing long letters over the fence in bags with rocks and making unannounced visits to the office I work with people in an attempt to meet me" .

"Once I even had to go running and crying to see my good friend Ray Liotta" , says John, "and they hid me, clothed me, I prepared a soup and told him to stop harassing Emily . It is so nice, Ray, I love him a lot, as a friend, huh? ".

The judge, laughing, has ruled that the alleged accused can not approach within 150 meters of the plaintiff, ruling that has not seemed too good to John, who at the end of the trial even took the luxury of getting up and ask to voices of poor execution Emily, of which the only thing you can be charged is to have a terrible taste and sucking Serendipity more times than it would have been healthy. Serve as

this story as a warning to all those fucking actorcillos accepting the first script that comes to romantic hands to show the academy his sensitive and romantic side JINCEN be possible to shift Kate Beckinsale, and then can always cum a distraught wanting the same thing. And they learn from Bruce Campbell and you could not happen to them this sort of thing playing Elvis Presleys seventy-year-old and arthritic cowboy fighting mummies.

If it still bothers them they harass, they do what the rest of your fucking race: to buy an island.

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What was missing, we had enough players canis shameful export to the international film industry (see the Pé tontaina) but now also do so in the video game industry. Worse, because it is not even an actor, but one of these lucky singers "type tow" that but for the irrepressible duo of Cornell had been in place that never should have left: the celebrations of neighborhood.

Melendi, this "artist" who is independent, rebellious and Porrero (now, if you say in your songs you smoke pot, you're nobody), who finished announcing chocolates as a good patriotic icon that boasts, will be one of the protagonists of Gangs of London, a game with no interest and only to deduce that the name will be the Grand Theft Auto style.

And, oh coincidence, the game's release will coincide with the launch of their new record that surely will wet their panties quinceañeras and line their wallets while suffering wet dreams in those who lose their virginity to the singer Asturian (although as everyone knows, in real life will be with a past bakalufo pelobúho coca, is what you do not have criteria).

At least the good Melendi has not yet lost what little dignity you may have, because remember that there are worse, still fills me with joy and satisfaction the image of the Muñoz brothers stroking puppies on the DS. But time to time ...

For now, let's see what you think about our good friend Professor Blasphemy of the whole thing.

Professor Blasphemy: Indeed, my good friend germ is the only thing that should star in this social detritus idol of the masses come to his own execution is pub lic , if possible the most bloody, slimy and unpleasant. And no wonder, the creator of the fashion of "extensions dreadlocks" the continuation of the "rumba rogue" and dumbed it believes is committed song that speaks of the many coverings that smokes (the violation charged way!) and oh! Third World children. That this character makes songs to the children of the third world, displaying rojería of bottle and cursing the evil capitalism that exploits and are forced to make sneakers (those so expensive that he has). That commendable! What man linked to social causes! How nice is to hear a song that spits on the western oppressor MTV's !

I, if I may, would call the extermination of musiquete trash, to sacrifice for the sake of practically irrecoverable mental health of future generations, this bunch of hypocrites, illiterate and legs, these nonentities who have mental the firm belief that knowledge can rhyme and write songs (although sometimes even that simple cost them). I call to set fire to the melendis dreadlocks to endin bottles at the heads of the singers La Oreja de Van Gogh (not exactly a difficult target) and throwing manure over the edge of crazy . The world will be a better place with his honor by soils, or at least a fairer place.

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The Bluff, Bluff the return of PC Games

We chopped the comforts of the new technologies we have been tempted enough to revive this beloved and digital publication called hijoputesca Bluff PC Games more than two years after death and subsequent conversion into the game developer as popular as El Niño Rata and its sequel, that during this 2006 will be released for PC at low price of € 0 and a stroke.

The Bluff is then of such great work, and recovers its makers to be delighted with the sarcasm, cynicism and bad dribble Professor Blasphemy, the only being capable of poisoning the minds of those who will read with your venomous comments; Alberto Katana , our correspondent in Japan whose nickname refers to the weapon used to murder his parents three days after jumping playing Final Fantasy, Landi Margarita, the beautiful spy who does not hesitate to pay when using your vagina For information confidential Follarín Gardener, our commentator, artist specializing in film and casual, and of course a server will try to play the most lucrative to the delight of fans sick.

However, in the Bluff not going to conform ousted and vilifying the rotten game industry (which would already for five sites), but we will expand our borders and we'll get on well head the scene of the film without any shame. What can we do: We are not satisfied with the contempt of Latiegui, Gonzo and other storytellers sellers elixirs, but we also want to get the aversion of Amenabar, Almodovar and who put us ahead.

So beware this blog in "my favorite" get comfortable, enciéndanse a cigarette, and if they are too sensitive and are considered fine taste, please, Go away.