When I started this post I did with the insane intentions of giving free rein to all excreta neural swarming in my brain, and the first innings gave witness to this. However, the popularity has a price, but also has its advantages: a myriad of partners fight each other to write the article of the day, and from all their shit I have to select the highest quality (or the lowest putridity ), in addition to the track propose fresh.
Today we return to our stallion mate Follarín Gardener, who wants to talk about Bully , the new title of Rockstar, the creators of GTA the favorite title, for reasons of random energy of the improbability, the casual gamer. Why? Well do not know, maybe it's because you can steal, kill and make thousands of crimes that both like to be in a virtual world, or perhaps by the simplicity of its gameplay, so to not be needed more than two neurons to be with the game, the vast majority of the population can access a él y encima disfrutarlo.
Bully viene a ser, pues, la nueva apuesta de estos señores, que esta vez quieren que interpretemos al tocacojones de la clase, haciendo la vida imposible al friki, al gordo, al empollón y al marica de turno. Y nuestro buen jardinero, como siempre, no está de acuerdo ni con el juego, ni con los que lo critican. Ahí va su exposición:
EL JARDINERO FOLLARÍN:
La polémica vuelve a saltar una vez más al mundo del videojuego (y van zzz). Esta vez el Carmaggedon de turno se llama “Bully”, de Rockstar, esa compañía empeñada en que recorramos una puta ciudad virtual end to end (and end up the same) by the subnormal. In this title we are a pelobúho cock touching her classmates and teachers stirring, ie a Sim ESO.
As usual, the reactionary have always screamed to the sky trying to ban the sale of this game that does not affect children. Interestingly, the sons of bitches who harass their peers and are faced with duty teachers have never needed to play a game cock, so we do not understand the fuss.
The Association Against Bullying de Catalunya ( ACECAT ) has declared this game " has been created by a mind that, sinuously, looking only a economic gain." ACECAT ... ACETATE! ACETATE! They fuck the statements of this entity, we assume that is formed by people who have not yet realized that video games are made to make money. Anyway, this controversy is just so droll that handwashing by parents who believe that because a brat today become a perfect fool due to video games (also) . These gentlemen are surprised that after educating the innocent infant socket six hours of cartoons for not giving up his ass at home, pamper your child to touch his dick in restaurants running around and doing the healthy art of "quiet dinner away from home" will become a hell, and no give them a good host for the first time that go to them with that throaty voice mix Poli Diaz and the bad are Tron "Viejoooo! ", this child made a moron out deep.
However, Rockstar has pulled the easy way and should be innovated. Using the same design of "Bully" (the title also has eggs ...), we would propose un cambio de perspectiva. Pondríamos en el papel del jugador a un profesor de la E.S.O. que rebanaría el cuello al primer chulo de la clase que se le ocurra interrumpir el dictado, moler a palos al alumno con estética latin king que se le suba a la chupa y hacerle un “Hostel” al primer padre curtido en bares y con camiseta imperio que se le ocurriera acudir a su despacho para decirle: “¿ Tú que le has dicho a mi niño? ”. Seguramente, con este videojuego ninguna puta asociación casposa alzaría la voz. Es más, incluso lo propondrían como ejemplo a estudiar en todas las escuelas de este puñetero mundo para intentar, si hay suerte, que el planeta no se llene de niñatos sons of bitches.
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