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shit right to sack (2): Haley Joel Osment Special

brat repellent is that we saw in The Sixth Sense and IA (that movie's cool precisely because it is not Kubrick), and all Mel Gibson remember to to be the protagonist of Mad Max of a previous post, and the movie Signs . What relationship do the two apart from having worked with M. Night Shyamalan? Well, both have been up the ass of alcohol and have run the cops catching. Coincidence? In The Bluff believe that, and we wonder how will the filming of the movies of this guy ...

Professor Blasphemy so fond cinematic sensationalism and the gratuitous insult by sending us the chronicle of what happened with Haley Joel Osment shymalanero Adonis (also known as "jali"), and introduces us, through their unhealthy talk in the world sex, drugs and bad movies is Hollywood.


BLASPHEMY PROFESSOR:

First Mickey Rourke testing the effectiveness of the knives teleshopping with his little finger, after Mel Gibson tequilazo getting blind and challenging the military might of Israel with her asshole, and now as the culmination of a dying bluffverano comes a new and eschatological story from which the Babylonian of our time Hollywood, which is determined to topple their myths of chastity and candid news based on which we can cebarnos as good tabloid eager to plunge into the shit out of anything that tries to represent some value admired by the populace bland. Today we will do our bit to end soon, but still too long, race Haley Joel Osment , prim and shot Kid Sixth Sense Oscar-nominated telefilm above and praised by all the media as "precocious kid " and " very mature for his age " which has now become a young teenager with acne, progressively ugly, thanks to its position will Jarte to fornicate with orgiastic Bacchanalia irrigated models of alcohol and whores uncut farlopa luxury.

The jovezno amateur private and partying star was arrested after an accident with his big car at high speeds and could have caused human casualties, but unfortunately not the case with the penalty for the nasty brat will not be as harsh and cruel we would have liked. Haley Joel was at the time of his arrest a blood alcohol level that allowed doubled, according to official sources (ie, that at least the three times) and had also held two separate kilos of marijuana in the glove his car, although officials have not spoken about the amount of drugs found, so we had to be us who speak out in order to inform our readers. Also discussed in the trunk of the car found a human heart in a pan, a bloody ritual knife and several human fetuses bottles, in addition to track child pornography, a pair of snuff films and a string of bad juju's Jivaro heads with which it is believed that Haley Joel innocent producers threatened to get some papers.

The pseudoactor, now hospitalized because of accidents, has confessed to some hospital staff that was initiated by the Indian director M. Night Shylamamón in the world of darkness and in addition to the joint and the bebercio also enjoys offering sacrifices to Kali , and drinking blood of virgins (although with the body of fear perhaps I should start with himself).

already started to comment that Osment could end up behind bars because of the altercation, but given the data, theories, speculations and inventions handled fairly fantastic The Bluff, from the virtual pulpit advocate that Osment is questioned by the medieval, which nevertheless less effective, method of " the pulley " to confess all their crimes (starting with his films) and eventually be impaled and exposed to the gates of Malibu purposes exemplified for all children intentionally hateful and disgusting to engage the world of cinema. And if there's one thing you should learn the American film industry is in English how to treat our child prodigies: Joselito dwarf ended up being a hormone drug addicts who served as mercenaries in Angola and teaching Marisol pears in Interviú will we see Dakota Fanning , doing the same? Best not to risk ...

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TV series

If you have been in the history of mankind invented evil, carrier of the seven plagues that struck Egypt and home of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, that should be in hell the TV . Invention if there ever putrid, capable of generating in a blink of an eye famous or not would test Dr. Mengele himself , an invention that has been based think brainwash the viewers suffered that advertising is an art and curiously, at the same time has created among so much garbage and stench good series. Curious, no?

In this same we now spits The Bluff , we recommend to our readers bluff-series a few indispensable to save the burning television. We may also disclose (thanks to DVD) to our dear readers bluff-series episodes usually last 40 to 50 minutes, not 120 minutes or 3 years, which is the popular belief at the time to sit down and see one Antena 3 and Telecinco, but that's another story. Enjoy, because of our TOP 6 (hate the round number) of television series that has developed our partner Follarín Gardener and a server.

Lost: Perhaps the most popular series of the moment, although it is not just a dramatic version of the reality shows "The Island of the Famous" or "Survivor." For those who have not seen it, summarize its plot in four lines trying not to reveal it: some survivors of a plane crash goes to a desert island where nothing is as it seems, until they find a hatch buried in the earth's brother dies slut, Michael goes to find his son (who he was abducted) and hits a couple shots to Ana Lucia and rescue the prisoner (which turned out to be ill).

Nip / tuk: Or how Americans have more vision than us. While here we are still copying that caspi-series called "A Corazon Abierto" with "Hospital Central" and try to emulate "Hill Street Blues" with (prrrfjaja) "Commissioner", the Americans, always a thousand steps ahead of us and to run out of professions for soap operas, have chosen this time to cosmetic surgeons. The series is priceless: sex, gore and eighties songs for a festival featuring tit and humor "the Congo" and the villain of the Fantastic 4, accompanied occasionally by milpollazos Famke Janssen.

Masters Of Horror: The story goes that Mick Garris, after playing Resident Evil at his friend Stephen King, came up with the idea of \u200b\u200ba beer in La Teta Wraps with a few friends (including Don Coscarelli, John Carpenter, Dario-ho-la-Argento, Joe Dante and Takeshi Miike) and suggest that each film what will come out of his rotten member. The result is a hell of series that would take the first prize of the Bluffs gold if they come into existence. Is expected out of the series on DVD in our country back in 3140 in holo-blueray.

NOTE: In Spain there has emerged a similar initiative. Chicho Ibáñez Serrador brought together Alex de la Iglesia, Mateo Gil, Paco Plaza, Jaume Balagueró (and other) for the title terrifying episodes Movies to keep you awake. No color, no color ...

X Files: Seize that have dropped in price! Recently considered the second favorite television series (after Star Trek), the creation of Chris Carter deserves to go into the annals (of ass) in the history of misma por convertir la revista “Mas allá” en un entretenido y palomitero espectáculo de nueve temporadas. Desde aquí no la recomendamos sólo por sus efectos especiales ni sus enrevesadas tramas, no, sino porque en un episodio sale Bruce Campbell, con lo cual, es de compra obligada para cualquier bluff-lector que se precie.

House: O cómo tener los santos cojones de hacer oooootra (y van…) serie de médicos y que encima sea original, adictiva y rodada de puta madre. Esta serie protagonizada por un médico hijo puta, adicto a las pastillas y tullido es una creación de Bryan Singer y otro pavo más cuyo nombre no recuerdo, y rompe con el tópico asshole doctor repeats what the specialist says but in plain language so that the viewer's knowledge. Not here, here if you do not fuck you whole, in fact if you find it does not matter, I think, period, and enjoy the dialogues of Dr. House, steeped in authentic philosophy bluff. I really do not understand how you can have as much success with marujonas.

Parent: Another having eggs that they are treading. Repeated almost by heart the outline of the Simpsons and goes well beyond them. The secret was, without doubt, the number of jokes truffles beasts (but Curro, not as soporific crap South Park) and some quite geeks (of which only caught four). El resultado es una serie casi tan inteligente como Los Simpsons, pero menos rancia que las últimas temporadas de ésta, con cameos de calidad, como la tetuda Jennifer Tilly, y no la mierda de N’Sync.

Y hasta aquí nuestro especial de series de televisión que, haciendo poco honor a su nombre, recomendamos verlas en DVD. Eso sí, preparad la cartera...

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Thieves

Nuestra sociedad es tan patética y triste que tenemos que inventarnos mundos alternativos donde poder representar una nueva vida, para así olvidarnos de los fracasos y los rechazos de la primera, y de paso sumergirnos en mundos de espada y brujería donde el más smelling of fat becomes a warrior elf Apollo, and has not caught chub in your life can establish a virtual love affair with a girl Xena barbaric style, which may well be a meek geek (ha!) as a repressed Julaia .

We're talking about games like Ultima Online, Everquest or the latest Guild Wars . But look if it is sad our society putrid that even in those worlds that should be anarchic, and need the help of virtual cops, or at least to this point statements Dave Weinstein of Microsoft , which such a stupid conference to alarm the unwary to buy themselves the latest security software called " Games as Malware: Why Security is also your problem " say that organized crime has come to games online multiplayer role, and take advantage of security flaws in the games to see details of the accounts of users getting into them and steal their characters, weapons and healing potions. The more absurd the whole thing is that other users who pay real money for that sort of thing.

Come on, what was missing now, is beginning to set the crime in the online role-playing games. Coming soon racism, homophobia and corrupt rulers. Surely the dwarves in the caves of the peninsula will blame Morkenkaken crime at the trolls who come in boats from the mainland to the side, while King Theoden (which really is a brat who has spent more hours fucking mind playing game) is going to fuck a bearded gnome folk and stay with the gold pieces of citizens, and ultimately, we can see that society is fucking cyclical, and we all get depressed.

So if you want a tip: go & play games in single player . Seriously, it's the best way to banish the world, experiencing another (artificial and not credible, I know) without coming to touch your dick wimps, lorzosos boring and, as the latter: mafia. Go and take in the ass.

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online games Everyone complains about "Bully"

When I started this post I did with the insane intentions of giving free rein to all excreta neural swarming in my brain, and the first innings gave witness to this. However, the popularity has a price, but also has its advantages: a myriad of partners fight each other to write the article of the day, and from all their shit I have to select the highest quality (or the lowest putridity ), in addition to the track propose fresh.

Today we return to our stallion mate Follarín Gardener, who wants to talk about Bully , the new title of Rockstar, the creators of GTA the favorite title, for reasons of random energy of the improbability, the casual gamer. Why? Well do not know, maybe it's because you can steal, kill and make thousands of crimes that both like to be in a virtual world, or perhaps by the simplicity of its gameplay, so to not be needed more than two neurons to be with the game, the vast majority of the population can access a él y encima disfrutarlo.

Bully viene a ser, pues, la nueva apuesta de estos señores, que esta vez quieren que interpretemos al tocacojones de la clase, haciendo la vida imposible al friki, al gordo, al empollón y al marica de turno. Y nuestro buen jardinero, como siempre, no está de acuerdo ni con el juego, ni con los que lo critican. Ahí va su exposición:


EL JARDINERO FOLLARÍN:

La polémica vuelve a saltar una vez más al mundo del videojuego (y van zzz). Esta vez el Carmaggedon de turno se llama “Bully”, de Rockstar, esa compañía empeñada en que recorramos una puta ciudad virtual end to end (and end up the same) by the subnormal. In this title we are a pelobúho cock touching her classmates and teachers stirring, ie a Sim ESO.

As usual, the reactionary have always screamed to the sky trying to ban the sale of this game that does not affect children. Interestingly, the sons of bitches who harass their peers and are faced with duty teachers have never needed to play a game cock, so we do not understand the fuss.

The Association Against Bullying de Catalunya ( ACECAT ) has declared this game " has been created by a mind that, sinuously, looking only a economic gain." ACECAT ... ACETATE! ACETATE! They fuck the statements of this entity, we assume that is formed by people who have not yet realized that video games are made to make money. Anyway, this controversy is just so droll that handwashing by parents who believe that because a brat today become a perfect fool due to video games (also) . These gentlemen are surprised that after educating the innocent infant socket six hours of cartoons for not giving up his ass at home, pamper your child to touch his dick in restaurants running around and doing the healthy art of "quiet dinner away from home" will become a hell, and no give them a good host for the first time that go to them with that throaty voice mix Poli Diaz and the bad are Tron "Viejoooo! ", this child made a moron out deep.

However, Rockstar has pulled the easy way and should be innovated. Using the same design of "Bully" (the title also has eggs ...), we would propose un cambio de perspectiva. Pondríamos en el papel del jugador a un profesor de la E.S.O. que rebanaría el cuello al primer chulo de la clase que se le ocurra interrumpir el dictado, moler a palos al alumno con estética latin king que se le suba a la chupa y hacerle un “Hostel” al primer padre curtido en bares y con camiseta imperio que se le ocurriera acudir a su despacho para decirle: “¿ Tú que le has dicho a mi niño? ”. Seguramente, con este videojuego ninguna puta asociación casposa alzaría la voz. Es más, incluso lo propondrían como ejemplo a estudiar en todas las escuelas de este puñetero mundo para intentar, si hay suerte, que el planeta no se llene de niñatos sons of bitches.

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Sony still backs the sonic terrorism

Yes, I've recently updated recently. And it was because of personal problems, technical rantings and destructuring of space-time fabric (or whatever it is, because I have not left the fuck ). But we're back and the turn to talk about Singstar , one of the many gadgets stupid to PS2, which bring the console to their family further jeopardizing even the hierarchical position of the dog house.

After bongos, guitars, flyers, microphones, carpet dance and pickled cocks (which will, beware), and can not think of what more peripherals can invade the respectable position of command in the form of "crus" of all life, which has gained the affection of gamer-nineties and is being cruelly neglected by this kind of tools, not to mention the Wii , just as our hands and were more like those of a playmobil than those of the homo sapiens who is supposed to be.

Our cirrhotic companion Margaret Landi would handle the news of the new Singstar titles, but as I usually spend most of our correspondents, has died in a horribly cruel and nasty jumping from a third floor (twice) until your brain has decided to emigrate from the refuge head.

Instead we have a new female partner but not least: the Agent Pitiminí , as homophily does not prevent produce clear and convincing to the cultural attack is a game with karaoke function. Let's see what he has to say.


PITIMINÍ AGENT:

all know that karaoke fucking is one of the worst inventions of humanity. It does not fail. Go with a group of colleagues, all with girlfriend (Except you), and jump a " jo, tíiiiooos do you know what would be GREAT? Going all to a karaoke! ", to which one of your colleagues, lobotomized from coming out with that blond fascist who does not let you get drunk he says enthusiastically with empty eyes " yes! know one around here ...! " and pulls the whole fucking night with all bawling, group, and you wanting to flee the festival pathetic self-esteem.

Because if something is a karaoke, is a celebration of artistic ego (ahem) of any ordinary mediocritas. One of the most horrible inventions of mankind. It's something that was unique to the Japanese and some Got Fingered with little shame, until Idol got the English people came to the strange idea that everyone could be an artist. And Singstar is fatally logical consequence of all this: now the karaoke takes each of the parties, and when you're fucking with your drinks on the couch in your friend's house, is a miserable or unhappy, turn on the play 2, and plug the microphone, while you fart and only half can go to the terrace above Potar neighbor's car. Above the Singstar has the cojones saints include a scoring system if you sing good or bad singing what is right or wrong? fit exactly the word at the time in which the artist says. Coo Nothing, not even pitch, please.

Oh, but who cares. What matters is having fun. And what better way to have fun with the puuuta list of top 40 and / or kiss fm right? That's what they think the perpetrators of this infamous saga, and have already anticipated that we will suffer two new releases: an "international", which joins karaoke classics as "Roxanne" by Police or "Imagine" by John Lennon, with others not even want to imagine their results in a karaoke, and "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana or "Life on Mars?" of Bowie (¿es que no van a respetar nada?). Sinceramente, la veo una lista mucho más indicada para el público norteamericano, mucho más acostumbrado a cantar "Rocket Man" a grito pelao mientras están todo pedos en la celebración de turno.

Por eso hay una entrega más temible, pero al menos con canciones más cortas, que trata de "La edad de oro del pop español", con muchísimas más canciones, todas ellas clásicas de garitos de la calle Serrano inundados por gorditos con camisa y secretarias felatrices en el centro del grupo. Ideal para ese hermano que adora estas canciones no por su calidad, sino porque simplemente las identifica con sus más patéticas experiencias etílicas, at least it is much moved: "Mediterranean" Rebels, "Who cares" of Alaska and Dinarama , and "the warmth of a skol ... this love in a bar" of Gabinete Caligari . Seen walking the stations Carcass type M80, and found that neither the famous Penta out of his jack, queen and king, I doubt that one tenth of those who buy the game - even - know Polansky and burning, the Zombies or Aerolineas Federales, but quiet, and smash you in the future. One might think that these things serve to make these joveznos be interested in these groups, explore the emule, were lowered by soulseek records and adopt a criterion, but remember, that now considered geeks. Mecano will sing, and think it sucks because there are collection Chenoa, Bisbal , Melendi or Estopa .

For my part I have several suggestions for the following Songster:

- One of songs to destroy completely the dignity that fits this subgenre. A bit of "good pay", a bit of "piconera" and we charge what little they got to stop Almodovar liked.

- A classic . With something to destroy opera "Carmen" Zarzuela something for ordinary fucking fags once learn from Chueca and Barbieri are not just a square and Polana Street, and some of minimalism. Yes, a karaoke of the operas of Philip Glass, "Maximizing the audience" by Wim Mertens, Steve Reich and similar nightmares. This would be large-scale terrorism.

- One electronic chunga . No, better one for pelobuhos. I love the mental image of a bunch of Rapa unga-unga doing with the microphone while their "Pibito" forced a laugh watching them.

And so many other wicked ideas. Then I regret it, because surely they would be successful, and had created a monster, and he would kill for what would have to kill all people, surely he deserves, but I feel bad.

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Gibson stopped (good riddance)

seems that Mel Gibson has been arrested Malibu. The ultra-Catholic and hyper-conservative architect of infumable Fried The Passion also prepares another drag of Aztecs or something, has been featured also a hilarious scene of the sea, and author of some comments no waste. Gardener Follarín extends us the news:

Follarín Gardener: That Marbella Hollywood movie buff called not only infumables gives us mierdotes created by cocaine and hookers, but sometimes feeds on succulent us more information worthy of the offspring of TVE, "People." And is that all those who fall like the super famous ass Mel Gibson, we are pleased and delighted with the news that was arrested in Malibu (with pineapple) on charges of " reckless driving under the influence of alcohols l ".

News that a priori shroud us (fuck that) has become a real soap opera starring Venezuelan and Derlys Nelsons. And is that James Mee (Mee shit on the day I became a cop), the agent que detuvo al Martin Riggs de Arma Letal , fue increpado por este último con estas perlas: “ los judíos son los responsables de todas las guerras en el mundo. ¿eres judío? ” o “ soy el dueño de Malibú ”. James Mee, ante estas esputadas de Gibson y con el ano encogido por si al australiano le daba por hacer la performance de golpearse la cara al son de “ toy muy loco ” cual escena inicial de Arma Letal, pidió refuerzos a sus compañeros. Gibson, ebrio aún incluso fue más lejos en sus amenazas: decidió dirigir una película allí mismo, dentro del coche.

Apparently, after reading the report Mee, the top brass of the police department decided to remove anti-Semitic statements of the detainee with the intent that they leaked to the press and caused inflammatory reactions, especially in those days. But as the press is relentless heart, what happened? Indeed, the first report was leaked, thus, the scandal has taken pages and pages in the American press, which James Caviezel crucifying the poor Gibson, who only made a sophisticated version of the typical social and drunken fifty phrases such " all a whore" or "if I had the power, fix this country in two days ... Burrp . "

As is customary, and advised by his image consultant, Gibson has provided a shocking, tear laughable press release and pulling down her pants, from which we extract these cojonudas phrases that leave the once-respected actor (he made Mad Max, eye) at the height of bitumen, " I disgraced myself and my family " (hahaha), " I fought for my entire adult life with alcoholism and deeply regret this relapse (prrrffjajaj) and" performing the steps to return to healthy living (yours balls). This press release has been bought by Buena Vista International (a subsidiary of Disney) to make a sequel to The Sound of Music .

Anyway, things in Hollywood. We would have preferred another ending kinder to Gibson that pants down. The solution would have been that press conference had come out with Palestinian scarf which Zapatero and raising his hands to his noble parts (which have left no more and no less than 7 children, 7) had said, "and now , Jews ... tocadme the balls one by one . " a missile launched by the troops of Israel had changed its course and been embedded in the Mr. Gibson's year by getting rid once and for all of this phantom balls.