Friday, July 21, 2006

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Video games are as addictive as alcohol

comin ' saying for years, since the first PC Games Bluff, and nobody listened. We have joined the parent company and the ultra-conservative Opus peper to prohibit trafficking and use by innocent children, but nothing. The industry is growing by leaps and bounds.

now had to come Dr. Ralf Thalemann to confirm with one of these studies that to justify the millions that were pocketed by the pin, " brain reactions of people who play video games excessively are similar to those of alcoholics and addicts cannabis. "

Of course, you just have to see the boys of today, who prefer to stay at home connected to the Internet, playing games MMORPG, RTS, FPS and TGTA (type Grand Theft Auto, the kind of fashion) instead of being in the bar with friends offline its healthy dose of alcohol and snuff, exchanging views with the look of the bar that takes any excuse to drop your favorite phrase: "with Franco this is not happening," the waiter arguing about football, and that gay black man selling DVD's that no player who has guts to read them.

Our spy cirrhotic Margarita Landi has traveled to Germany, the Institute of Medicine Psychological Charité University in Berlin, and has managed to recover the documents that have not dared to publish in the media, and to ensure that the level of video game addiction and its consequences are much, much more serious than alcohol. In the next frame have explained the differences between withdrawal symptoms of alcohol and video games. Draw your own conclusions.


Unfortunately these documents are worth the same as a dry piece of shit, since our dear Miss Landi have reached the bottom of the question (why charge so much pasta and we Pimpla the liquor cabinet in a matter of minutes the bitch), and has unraveled the mystery of the investigation and as the most responsible behind it, neither more nor less than the evil Dr. Uwe Boll German . In fact, this whole controversy has not only been the point 2 of his evil plan to destroy the video game industry (remember that 1 was doing horrible movie adaptations of franchises such as Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead).
After this stupid adventure by our spy, we can only reach one conclusion: that everyone do what the hell out of whatever they say the pros. Because things are always good or bad depending on point of view from which to look.

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