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Owen Wilson slit his wrists

Again the Hollywood scene is tinged with blood red , namely that of Owen Wilson, and although as much as we wanted to see her run after swallow most of his atrocious performances and although we enjoyed the scene 's Lair in the brutally beheaded him, our little sweetheart still exudes empathy and pity for the poor actorcillo of yore.

And is that the end of the filthy rich celebrities are still people with feelings like you and me, with love woes haunt them during the long nights of insomnia (like you and me) and deep solitude to contend despite poderte even throw the entire film set where you work (as Owen and me). So without thinking twice, the best of Owen Wilson (known as putrid films Starsky and Hutch , After Enemy Lines or any stinking Comedieta with Ben Stiller ) decided to crack a pot of pills and dolls crack on Monday.

The first hypothesis related the accident with a recent viewing his own films, but finally unveiled the cake: the best of Owen tried to take life to see pictures of his ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson giving the steak with another turkey. Normal, wanted Wilson, many with poster romance Comedieta white and pastel end where the good (and ugly, like you and me) ends happily paired with the beauty that both have starred until exhaustion, had to create one fake idea of \u200b\u200blove and relationships prevented you deal with this hard blow with class and stoically, as they had done Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke or your ex-father Kurt Russell , with which should have talked more during family dinners, for I had taught to overcome the indifference with a cigarette and a joke.

However, we hope that this unfortunate event will have served some purpose, my friend Owen, and begin to view life with a cynical look more and less naive, which no doubt will take you to improve your criterion when choosing papers, and hopefully may even end up playing a hung drogadizo of Quentin Tarantino , make a cameo in a movie by Robert Rodriguez or even give birth to a crappy Carpentier antihero. Good luck.

And now the bluffconsejo for those readers who, like our friend Owen has lost his great love : if your girl has commanded a la puta mierda y se ha ido con otro, no os deis por vencidos, llamadla a todas horas suplicando que vuelva; enviadle SMS’s pastelosos, mails o lo que se os ocurra para recuperar su amor; recordadle lo mucho que la queréis picando a su interfono o tiradle piedrecitas en su ventana; acosad a sus amigos para sacar información y utilizadla en vuestro propio beneficio, agobiadla, llevadla al diario de Patricia, lo que sea. Vosotros os lo merecéis, y no cualquier chulillo de gimnasio. Veréis como pronto volverá a estar comiendo de la palma de vuestra mano.