Monday, October 2, 2006

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What do you think? Well, many of you will think, foolish, " baj, another putrid movie Bruce Willis action, what the hell does that interest? . " No, not just "another Bruce Willis movie" is the first image of the highly anticipated "The Jungle Crystal 4 " , the return of John McClane the fascist cop that has already saved the world three times as dangerous foreign terrorists, this time more bald and deteriorated ever, a film that gets me back nipple edge of emotion. It's pure action film of 90 , gentlemen.

What a great hero Bruce Willis , and how big his performances in the trilogy in question, and what a shame it was plagued by putting face in the movies of Shyamalan . In Die Hard (here translated as Die Hard, ole his balls), some very bad terrorists do not want to hijack an entire skyscraper, with the bad luck that John McClane was out there visiting and between cigar and cigarette they are starting to load one by one as you dropping jokes and nonsensical sentences like quite mythical as Yippi jay kay, bastard "," Ho-ho-ho now I have a gun "and other stupid things that have been recorded in the hypothalamus of cinephile frikón more for its repeated use in video games based on movies putrid that actual movies themselves. Well, the rest of the argument and you shall know all: the end peta the roof but he is pulled by binding to the fire hose and is loaded with Alan Rickman Graciet with some movies and went out satisfied and secure knowing that someone had Hence the cepillaría the bad guys before they carry out their insidious plans.


Years later, in the 90's, director John McTiernan gave the baton to a Renny Harlin out of Nightmare on Elm Street 4 , who gracefully face the daunting task of making a worthy sequel to The Glass Jungle. Die Hard 2 (here translated as Jungle 2, because of course, no longer had so many crystals, were in an airport), it was more of the same but more full of hype, with a guy handle it as McClane's nemesis crashing aircraft would otherwise not be released to whom. Look Well, in the first Petan a skyscraper and second aircraft, or Nostradamus prophesied so well 11-S! Luckily, Bruce Willis the airport was waiting for her chick, and brush them back at all, and even a runway lit with a lighter and some gasoline.

The third installment was as unnecessary as inevitable, and perhaps these coincidences and improbabilities Hollywood for me is the best. And if not fixed on his argument: Jeremy Irons begins to bomb the city, forcing McClane (accompanied by Samuel L. Jackson , here made of his "black friend" Zeus, the balls do not touch me or I put you in the ass lightning-definitely good dialogues have been lost since then-) to a series of tasks, like entering Bronx in the balls with a lineup of "hate blacks" do go from one end to another of the city running, or propose puzzles and riddles as he vented the gold of the banks and it's in trucks (yeah, yeah, like Conspiranoia of 11-S). And on top of the main character's wife has left him, going all day with a hangover and with characteristic rusty tank top.

The movie was directed by the first, John McTiernan, who returned to the franchise to close permanently, which has failed, because the fourth will be released in June next year, made by Len Wiseman ( which is pulled Kate Beckinsale), and this time goes hackers who want to destroy U.S. government computers, or a brood like that.

The truth is, being true, worst paint can not. But who cares, while striking out four shots Bruce, dropping jokes and smoking a couple of Pitis, we'll all pleased with the film.

The truth is that commenting on this long-awaited debut with our fellow Pitiminí Agent, has come to mind another great movie that Bruce Willis and directed by Michael Bay entitled Armageddon, with those oil Hicks traveling into space, the asteroid that deviate from Texas to go to crash in Paris, or those great lines of dialogue like "Oops, we loaded the MIR !". A film that also contains large internal anecdotes, like Ben Affleck , we assume that smarter than the rest (who wrote Good Will Hunting hear!), asked Michael Bay: " what it would be easier for NASA teach astronauts to catch excavators dig and become astronauts? . "

do not know what he replied Bay?

He said, "Shut up !"

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